Corrupted Wish

[redleafedwonder]

I can't take credit for this idea. I saw it on another forum. Of course that guy saw it on another forum, who probably saw it on another forum, who...... You get the idea. Annnnnnnyway.... You make a wish the next person grants, corrupts it and makes another. Example:

1-I wish people wouldn't ragequit.

2-Granted, but YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE THE GAME. EVEN WHEN IT ENDS, YOU CAN'T LEAVE.


I wish there were more insta-kill spots...

And so on in that fashion until we all get bored! I'll start it off!

I wish the Witch was more dangerous....

[o ZTX o]

Granted, whenever you so much as look at her, she kills your entire team and destroys their xbox consoles.

I wish that Valve would fix the charger

[BillzNoLongerHere]

Granted, They fixed him, but now the charger is so buffed he renders all other infected useless.

I wish Valve would reconsider killing off the L4D1 survivor member.

[Silent Kill 493]

But that puts some drama into the game for the dlc for L4D1

[VoicelessGerbil]

I wish Valve would reconsider killing off the L4D1 survivor member.

Granted. Instead, Valve puts bill in a nursing home.
I wish the Spitter goo had an actual trajectory.

[BillzNoLongerHere]

But that puts some drama into the game for the dlc for L4D1

I believe you've missed the rules of this game my good man.

@VoicelessGerbil

Granted but the actual trajectory ends up being so damn awful Spitters end up kamikazing just to take a few points of health off the survivors.

I wish Rochelle was more developed

[redleafedwonder]

But that puts some drama into the game for the dlc for L4D1

I believe you've missed the rules of this game my good man.

Indeed you have!!!! +15 charger damage for messing up the thread!!

[o ZTX o]

Granted. She takes so much time with witty humor now that she stops killing zombies, effectively leaving you with 3 teammates and 1 piece of dead weight

I wish that Valve would release more GOOD DLC for each game in the near future

[BillzNoLongerHere]

Granted. She takes so much time with witty humor now that she stops killing zombies, effectively leaving you with 3 teammates and 1 piece of dead weight

I wish that Valve would release more GOOD DLC for each game in the near future

GRANTED but the L4D DLC is now so amazing no one plays any other level. EVER.

I wish Valve would include special guest star infected like Team Fortress based uncommon zombies...

[redleafedwonder]

Granted. She takes so much time with witty humor now that she stops killing zombies, effectively leaving you with 3 teammates and 1 piece of dead weight

I wish that Valve would release more GOOD DLC for each game in the near future

GRANTED but the L4D DLC is now so amazing no one plays any other level. EVER.

I wish Valve would include special guest star infected like Team Fortress based uncommon zombies...

Granted, they are all there everyone of them. And they aren't zombies they just want to kill you!!!!

I wish the Tank wouldn't throw rocks underhand.

[VoicelessGerbil]

Granted, but now the tank throws like he's Shaq trying to shoot free throws. Zing!

I wish Mustachio was a playable character

[Zeldanerdster]

Granted. Mustachio IS a playable character. However, Coach mistakes him for a "Pistachio" and eats him.

I wish that Keith was here.

[zachmagic73]

Granted, but it comes in a DLC that cost $50 and the whole campaign is just you watching Ellis and Keith have butt sex.

I wish matchmaking was better.

[IrishAssult]

Granted, Match making got better but Keith had to join in now theres only 3 survivors.

I wish more people would play l4d1.

[Drumrush7]

Granted. L4D1 is now being played more than L4D2, and have decided to stop supporting L4D2 in favor of L4D.
I wish we could use the Defib to revive Bill.