Opening sequence script of L4D

[Drumrush7]

This is a very close script to the opening sequence of L4D. Hope I got everything right:

"2 weeks after first infection"

{Logo Hand appears}

: Hold up. {Spots dead, exploded boomer}
: Haven't seen anything like this before.
: Sheez, don't let that stop you from smearing it all over yourself.
: They're changing!
: Dammit Bill! Ugh, that stinks!
: {Laughs}
: {Cries}
: Someone's still alive.
: {Opens door}
: Over there.
: {Turns on flashlight}
: Hello? Hello??
: We're gonna...
: Lights off.
: {Turns off flashlight}

{Zombies Yell}

: Oh Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! They're coming!
: {Startled}
: What the?
: RUN LIKE HELL!
: {Shuts door}
: {Screams} {Gunshots from Uzi}
: Why are you not dead?
: Stick together!
: {Smokes Bill}
: Hang on! {shoots smoker}
: {Dies}
: Guys?
: {kills zombie with shotgun} Merry Christmas.

{Horde continues}

: Fire in the hole!
: {Ticks}
: {Explodes}

{Horde dies}

{Helicopter sounds}

: Hey! Down here! We are not infected! Down
here! Dammit!
: {Growls} {Attacks Louis}
: {Picks off hunter}
: {Kills Hunter}

{Car alarm sounds}

{Horde Sounds}

: Ugh. This is gonna get bad.

{Infected sounds}

: {Screams}
: {Hits car}
: {Kills infected} {Breaks barricade}
: Run or shoot? Run or shoot?!
: Both!

{Tank continues}

{Horde continues}

: Get to the roof!
: Go! Go! Go!
: God. Come on.
: {Distracts tank}
: {Pounds wall}
: {Throws rock}
: Heads up.
: Go! I'll hold em off! {uses pistols}
: {Nearly falls} Francis!
: {Saves Zoey} {Pulls her up}
: {Dies}
: {Out of breath}
: We made it. I can't believe we made it!
: Son, we just crossed the street.
: {Pulls out cigar}
: Let's not throw a party while we're out in the
city.
{Horde appears on the other side}

Anybody miss these lines?
Anybody miss the opening sequence?
Anybody miss L4D?
What do you think?

[Drumrush7]

I wonder why nobody has responded to this post?

[zachmagic73]

I wonder why nobody has responded to this post?

Because it's useless.

[Drumrush7]

Coldhaze posted a L4D2 script and I think that Zeldanerdster liked it.

[Silent Kill 493]

I still think It's cool to watch every time I play L4D1 ...okay well not EVERY time but it was badass when I first saw it

[bennetsy]

purpose???

[VoicelessGerbil]

It's a really nice script
well written and all that good stuff. At the part where louis is hit by the hunter you should've put
: {screams like a bitch}

[BillzNoLongerHere]

purpose???

"It's that little flame, that lights a fire under your ass" -Princeton, Purpose, Avenue Q

Basically there isn't one. Appears to be just for fun. Or something. I don't know.