If you became a Survivor...

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

What would you do if you became a survivor in a real zombie apocalypse? Knowing all that you knwo about the SI and whatnot, how well do you think you'd survive?

[Drumrush7]

This is going to be long but worth it... here are my tips for surviving the zombie apocalypse:
1. Make sure your car is parked in the garage so that you can safely drive it to the nearest gun store.
2. Stock up on anything you have at home, knifes, frying pans, medical supplies, gas masks, and extra items just in case.
3. If you don't have a gun permit or you are not old enough to weild a gun, kill the store shop owner, and anyone who works there, and stock up on ammo and guns.
4. Make sure that there are at least three others with you to make things easier.
5. You'll also want to grab pipe bombs and molotovs for multiple infected and tanks.
6. Stick together no matter where you go, you will get killed.
7. Don't be afraid to abandon the things you love like if your family gets infected, or you have your Xbox and your home is no longer safe, just let it go.

[IrishAssult]

i have only one instructions: Kill all sons of bitches wins

[Drumrush7]

Notice the quote under my signature that shows my true intentions of killing the infected in the zombie apocalypse.

[BillzNoLongerHere]

Probably die. Probably.

UK doesn't allow guns, so it looks like it's time to pick up some melee weapons. If I somehow didn't die in the first few weeks, my arms would be beefy as all hell from knocking several tons of crap out of rage zombies.

[IrishAssult]

drumrush thats why i said it cause it was under your name

[L4dyPaiNe]

Probably die. Probably.

UK doesn't allow guns, so it looks like it's time to pick up some melee weapons. If I somehow didn't die in the first few weeks, my arms would be beefy as all hell from knocking several tons of crap out of rage zombies.

Yeah thats why the Uk sucks

But anyway I live in a small village with a shop and butcher so i would Take a cricket bat or something useful and head straight for them 2 plus theres not many people here so zombies are not much of a challenge.
1.Raid the shop for baisic supplies ( Lighters, bottles of alcohol for molotoves,Tins and sealed products only for the long life but not too many)
2.Head to the Butcher for some sharp ass meat cleavers and sharp weapons etc for instant decapitation
3.keep your Face covered ( sunglasses, something to cover your mouth to avoid zombie blood getting direct into you) and just make sure no flesh is exposed.
4. Try contact the Forces (police, army etc)
5. find a secure and unpopular place to camp out. seal all exits, windows so nothing can get in/out
6. Keep light to a minimum, you don't want to attract attention
7. If you own a cell/Mobile phone keep it on vibrate/silent so you can be contacted quietly
8. Be alert 24/7

[VoicelessGerbil]

I studied Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide, I'm ready for anything.

[Silent Kill 493]

Go on top of the nearst wal-mart and start shoothing zombies and people I know and dont like

[BillzNoLongerHere]

Wouldn't want to get on your bad side, Silent Kill. Also, I imagine that the UK will literally be the last place to sort out their zombie manifestation...unless the zombies can use guns like in the Japanese movie; Versus. Then me and L4Dy PaiNe will be glad we don't carry firearms.

[Drumrush7]

Just find a Costco and live there for a few years. All the supplies you need will be in the store. Just make sure that you lock up.

[Zeldanerdster]

I'd construct a fort in the toilet paper aisle.

[L4dyPaiNe]

I'd construct a fort in the toilet paper aisle.

I can just imagine that and it would be hilarious if the zombies couldn't touch you haha

[Zeldanerdster]

I'd construct a fort in the toilet paper aisle.

I can just imagine that and it would be hilarious if the zombies couldn't touch you haha

Also helpful if you shit yourself in fright.

[UpChuckles56]

Id sit on a table with my Invinciagun (Left 4 Dead 1 Autoshottie) and sit there until someone rescued me.