Re: I hate people...

[Guest]

I hate people that shoot the zombies that are following the pipe bomb you just used, making the pipe bomb explode with 0 zombies around...

[IrishAssult]

-cough bots-

[Guest]

lol... then i definitely have some friends that act like bots!

[BillzNoLongerHere]

What a day...I hate so much after playing for two hours today I'm giving Francis some serious competition.

I've learnt to hate infected players who don't get involved AT ALL. For some reason no one votes yes to kick them. I still don't know why.

I've learnt to hate Survivors who KILL themselves on purpose to hinder their team. Same guy in fact. No one voted yes to kick him STILL.

I've learnt to hate the change campaign vote. We were playing The Parish, first level, about to get to the saferoom and then they switched to Dead Center. We play Dead Center, first level, about to get in the saferoom, and then they vote to play The Parish. Assholes.

I've learnt to hate Nick in particular. Today Nick players have managed to annoy me doing the following;
1.) Waste health kits. Yes, you've lost fifty health, I've been incapped twice by co-ordinated Hunter, Boomer attacks whilst you were reading that interesting piece of Graffitti on the wall with your buddy.
2.) Shoot alarmed cars during scavenge.
3.) Shoot alarmed cars during versus
4.) Waste pills when they have 90 health
5.) Throw Boomer bile at our feet in a hallway
6.) Teabag downed team mates(although to be fair, a Coach player did this too)
7.) Run off on their own and then scream when they get assaulted by a Hunter/Charger/Smoker
8.) The aforementioned suicedes on Dead Center/The Parish's first level.
9.) Getting trigger happy with the M60 on team mates.

Just because you're playing Nick, doesn't mean you HAVE to be an asshole to the rest of your team.

I hate the L4D online community.

-BillzHere

[IrishAssult]

What a day...I hate so much after playing for two hours today I'm giving Francis some serious competition.

I've learnt to hate infected players who don't get involved AT ALL. For some reason no one votes yes to kick them. I still don't know why.

I've learnt to hate Survivors who KILL themselves on purpose to hinder their team. Same guy in fact. No one voted yes to kick him STILL.

I've learnt to hate the change campaign vote. We were playing The Parish, first level, about to get to the saferoom and then they switched to Dead Center. We play Dead Center, first level, about to get in the saferoom, and then they vote to play The Parish. Assholes.

I've learnt to hate Nick in particular. Today Nick players have managed to annoy me doing the following;
1.) Waste health kits. Yes, you've lost fifty health, I've been incapped twice by co-ordinated Hunter, Boomer attacks whilst you were reading that interesting piece of Graffitti on the wall with your buddy.
2.) Shoot alarmed cars during scavenge.
3.) Shoot alarmed cars during versus
4.) Waste pills when they have 90 health
5.) Throw Boomer bile at our feet in a hallway
6.) Teabag downed team mates(although to be fair, a Coach player did this too)
7.) Run off on their own and then scream when they get assaulted by a Hunter/Charger/Smoker
8.) The aforementioned suicedes on Dead Center/The Parish's first level.
9.) Getting trigger happy with the M60 on team mates.

Just because you're playing Nick, doesn't mean you HAVE to be an asshole to the rest of your team.

I hate the L4D online community.

-BillzHere

well i play as nick most of the time and there is only one that i like to do sometimes 7.) Run off on their own and then scream when they get assaulted by a Hunter/Charger/Smoker but i dont do it alot

[VoicelessGerbil]

What a day...I hate so much after playing for two hours today I'm giving Francis some serious competition.

I've learnt to hate infected players who don't get involved AT ALL. For some reason no one votes yes to kick them. I still don't know why.

I've learnt to hate Survivors who KILL themselves on purpose to hinder their team. Same guy in fact. No one voted yes to kick him STILL.

I've learnt to hate the change campaign vote. We were playing The Parish, first level, about to get to the saferoom and then they switched to Dead Center. We play Dead Center, first level, about to get in the saferoom, and then they vote to play The Parish. Assholes.

I've learnt to hate Nick in particular. Today Nick players have managed to annoy me doing the following;
1.) Waste health kits. Yes, you've lost fifty health, I've been incapped twice by co-ordinated Hunter, Boomer attacks whilst you were reading that interesting piece of Graffitti on the wall with your buddy.
2.) Shoot alarmed cars during scavenge.
3.) Shoot alarmed cars during versus
4.) Waste pills when they have 90 health
5.) Throw Boomer bile at our feet in a hallway
6.) Teabag downed team mates(although to be fair, a Coach player did this too)
7.) Run off on their own and then scream when they get assaulted by a Hunter/Charger/Smoker
8.) The aforementioned suicedes on Dead Center/The Parish's first level.
9.) Getting trigger happy with the M60 on team mates.

Just because you're playing Nick, doesn't mean you HAVE to be an asshole to the rest of your team.

I hate the L4D online community.

-BillzHere

well i play as nick most of the time and there is only one that i like to do sometimes 7.) Run off on their own and then scream when they get assaulted by a Hunter/Charger/Smoker but i dont do it alot

Don't hate a character just because the people who play as him are stupid.
And I hate how infected bots never seem to work for ME in particular. Somehow the coordination and intelligence of the bots disappears when I play infected.

[BillzNoLongerHere]

I usually play with a Nick player, so it's usually fine. It was just odd that today it was only the Nick Randoms that were being a pain in the ass.

Played another recently; Nick shot Coach in the saferoom repeatedly shortly after joining until we all ganged up on him, shot him down and kicked him.

[L4dyPaiNe]

I hate people who say they will update the Mutation every Thursday on L4D2 * cough cough Valve* and they DON'T!

[Silent Kill 493]

I hate the five year old sounding kid that likes to join any game and kill theri team mates or jerk off duriing versus

[zachmagic73]

I hate the five year old sounding kid that likes to join any game and kill theri team mates or jerk off duriing versus

...did you really have a guy "jerk off" during a versus match?

[Silent Kill 493]

I mean like just sit there and not spawn or just do nothing at all and screw the whole team over

[samhanna]

CHEATERS.... Last night we started off a versus game in hard rain. We whipped the other team first chapter right of the bat. We had a player that left. Well next thing we know one of the players from the other team quits and joins our team. He insists on spawining in and walking towards his old team jumping up and down to be killed, and then on our team will do nothing but shoot us and run backwards through the level. We probably booted this guy no lie 35 times. He would just keep coming back in, faster than any of us could invite a friend in (GT: xxJD(something)xx). This went on the entire game, and not only that but it gave him the tank twice which he walked to the survivor team and stood there. This finally led to us incapping him in every safe room. Somehow on the finale he switched back teams and played for real. We wound beating them still by 20 points and then they booted us from the lobby before we could call them out on it..... I hate such classy players..................

[zachmagic73]

SABOTAGE!

[SpottableCrab]

I hate, what I refer to as, "glitch whores". We have all met them. They are most common on survival mode, yet they perpetuate their ass-backwards logic anywhere. This breed is infamous for spending 30 minutes trying to jump up a wall, balance cat-like on a fence, move objects or place themselves somewhere they think offers a tactical advantage. Only to last 10 seconds before they suffer the (much deserved) fate of being pounced/smoked/charged. Do they stop there? NO! They yell shrilly over the mic how no one is saving them (I find they have shrill voices because they've yet to reach puberty). Then, for extra icing on the tombstone, they call a vote to boot someone.
Now I am not talking about a little bit of set-up or planning;those are good things 'round here. I am talking about the jagoff that spends most of the round trying to climb atop the generator in the bridge chapter just to have a hunter eviscerate them 3 seconds later.
These retarded bonobo genitals do not play L4D-they ruin it. I now make a call to my fellow L4D players to rise as one and slay these useless douche-flavored-milkshakes. No voting, no complaints, just an auto-shotty and the desire to be an agent of justice. Who's with me?!?

[BillzNoLongerHere]

Inspiring speech

FOR GREAT JUSTICE. *cocks an auto shotty*