Diagnosing Disharmony

[SpottableCrab]

I think we all agree that team harmony is a major downfall for this game. What causes disharmony though? Team mates being too serious, not serious enough, failing to communicate, not shutting up? I am interested in not only the rant of team mates incompetence, but some sort of cure for it. Any stories out there about how a defective team mate was fixed?

[zachmagic73]

The only immediate short-term fix is a kick.

[SpottableCrab]

In the balls, right?

[redleafedwonder]

In the balls, right?

Yeah! Then throw them out of the game. I pretty much always play with friends. We are all on the same page and things run fairly smooth. the real problem is rage quitting on the other side.

[SpottableCrab]

Nothing like scrotal trauma to instill focus.

[VoicelessGerbil]

Nothing like scrotal trauma to instill focus.

it can be argued that scrotal trauma is the worst trauma of them all.

[Xrenzco]

HAHAHa you guys are funny like a but this clown is UUUUGLLLYYYY

[VoicelessGerbil]

HAHAHa you guys are funny like a but this clown is UUUUGLLLYYYY

what'choo say bout my momma?

[BillzNoLongerHere]

I'm sorry, what?

So back to the diagnosing disharmony; people don't like one another. Gamers are even worse than regular people. That's why the majority of online games are filled with trash talkers, swearing teenagers, kick-happy loons and friendly fire jackasses.

Solution?
Maybe install a feature that autokicks anyone who repeatedly friendly fires every minute. Or simply disallow guests to vote. Seriously. Most the time these friendly fire asshats join a game with a guest, proceed to try and mow everyone down, ruin the game for everyone and avoid being kicked, as both of them are going to vote No.