That patch didn't fix SHIT!

[zachmagic73]

As you all know, there was already a patch for L4D2. Details of that patch are at http://www.left4deadsaferoom.com/2009/12/left-4-dead-2-patch.html.

The main reason I was excited for the patch is that it was specifically stated that the patch would improve the Charger and Jockey hit boxes. After I got the patch for my XBox, I was excited to play Versus mode and control a Charger that actually did what I wanted. Turns out, it still sucks. The charger is still glitchy as hell and it's pure luck if you ever charge anyone.

Also, I'm still getting the Jesus Hand which was supposed to be fixed as well.

What are these patches for if they aren't fixing anything?

[o ZTX o]

What is the Jesus Hand?

[Zeldanerdster]

What is the Jesus Hand?

The Jesus hand: You know when you hover over ammo or guns and the Survivor reaches for it? The Jesus Hand is when the survivor keeps their hand out even after you pass the items, as if to heal the infected like our Savior Jesus Christ. (That is until you shoot them or throw a molotov on their rotting, fleshy corpses.)

[ThePunisher]

Jesus hand is still funny. Kinda gets annoying but it doesn't hurt nothing. I still hate the Charger!

[Guest]

i know...yesterday i was playing as a jockey..and when i pounced i literally went through Coach's body onto the ground behind him....i swear..and i just suck as a charger...i can never get anyone anyway....or when i think i dont...someone will just appear in my hand...lol but ya it is still 2 glitchy....i guess when the DLC comes out...they will patch everything.....or try atleast...0.0